I think it is about time for some new stunts, don’t you?
Some of you may be wondering why it has been a little while since the last one. The things that I do take extensive training and risk before they can be performed successfully. Even then there is always a large chance something will go wrong. Last year, during a training session, something did go wrong. Now this is not an uncommon occurrence and it usually results in loss of blood or a few days recovery. I recall when I was first learning to use a certain large hook and I successfully got it into my skull. Unfortunately it was stuck. After many unsuccessful attempts at removing it I finally had to force it out.
But I digress, this time something different went very wrong and I had to drive my self to the emergency room while coughing up blood. I cannot go into detail about what exactly happened but it did require many hours in the ER and operatating room.
Now all of this I do not mind, and I expect it to happen every now and then. But here is the unfortunate event in the ordeal… I had NO insurance. So imagine my horror when I received the medical bills whose sum totaled WELL over $25,000. Twenty five thousand dirty pieces of wrinkled green paper that I did not have.
Thankfully I did not end up paying for all of it. I still had to pay thousands of dollars but a large portion of it was taken care of. I have no idea how, and I did not ask questions.
Because I do not have the money for this to happen again, I thought it wise to take a break from both performing and training. Well thanks to Mr. Obama’s recent health care changes I am now able to afford health insurance for the new year. And let me tell you my friends, I cannot wait to try out some new and VERY interesting things.
2011 will be a bloody good year.
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Morbidly Yours,
Morgue
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Mister Morgue you are a wonder… a Great wonder.
FUCK 2011
Shit! wrong post!
Them fake plastic bitches don’t now what the hell they are talking about, i think the way you dress is absolutely sexy and always will be!
try and learn some provocative yoga position to make your stunts more eccentric.
Man! You do know thats how the Egyptians took the brains out of their royal dead, right? They took a more narrow hook, went up the nostril, and pulled out the pink mush bit by bit. The concept was to make as little to no cuts as possible to preserve the body for the afterlife. I have to ask…did you feel a nudge at the base of your brain? Anyways, I love your videos and wish you the best of luck.
This new year has gone good so far I just hope Marilyn Manson tours the UK again and I have been recruiting Interns in my Local Area but this year has much to go through.
- Intern 524
fuck politics, blood and pain do not have price tags. those concerned with the state of their piggy banks over that of their fellow man have a miserable life ahead of them. morgue, i wish you well on your aberrant journey to self actualization and i hope that something as trite and meaningless as money is never a stop sign.
Well i hope u don’t encounter anymore problems..i would miss u if one of your accidents resulted in death..:( so please be careful luv..my best wishes to u….
My spawn and I eagerly await for something new and morbidly delicious.
I broke my right ankle stagediving back in August of 2007. It didn’t cost too much to get a cast and a pair of crutches.
Hopefully, you wont have any more emergancy room visits and are able to perform again soon!!
ummm… Click what button? sorry… I really couldn’t contain my curiosity… What does f5 do exactly???
Just bear in mind that the same changes to health care law will also result in the quality of health care being reduced horribly.
I am very grateful that you survived, but under socialized medicine, you’d be dead. That’s exactly what the new law may lead to if left on the books. I personally promote health insurance deregulation as opposed to socializing the system. Lower prices for all, same quality.
What a great new!
Hope you have a wonderful day!
xo
2011 will be the year of opportunity for us all so good luck on your training bud!