When are these fuckers going to learn I will not put up with their shit?
From time to time I perform an outdoor show, which I happened to be doing on a Friday afternoon for a crowd of about 150.
Towards the beginning of my show I noticed some Christians had shown up, and were screaming their usual trash on the street corner. Since this is not an uncommon occurrence, and they weren’t bothering me directly I didn’t think much of it and I went on with my show. Everything was going quite well, and the audience was enjoying themselves. But near the end, one of these brainwashed idiots walks right into the middle of my show. Not just into the audience, but right into the middle. Bible in hand, he starts to yell at the top of his lungs some inane verses.
Taken aback at his audacity, and just plain stupidity, I inform him sternly, “Sir, this is my show, please leave”. He ignores me and continues his obnoxious “sermon”. The crowd is getting upset by this, and rightly so, but to lighten the mood I comment to the audience “What, there’s about a billion sperm and somehow this guy gets through?” They laugh at this, but the Christian is still not leaving. So I walk uncomfortably close to him while addressing the crowd “If you want this man to shut up and leave say yea!” “Yea!” the crowd replies. “If you think this man is an idiot and is turning people away from christ say yea!” “Yea!” they reply in unison. The man is visibly shaken but still has not left nor shut up.
In my show I use a hammer and a large 6 inch nail. So I pick them up, hammer in one hand, nail in the other. I get right in the mans face, knock the bible from his hands and raise both objects above my head and yell as loud as I can “If you want to see his Jesus Christ impression say yea!” “YEA!” the crowd screams. The man stops yelling, mouth agape, his face now two shades paler, he turns and runs off. The crowd cheers and I finish my show.
These people are becoming more than just a nuisance. They are insane, not hyperbolically, but literally insane. One positive thing about this incident (other than the pleasure of frightening a christian.) is this: When I do my public performances, the crowd is a mainstream audience, teens, families etc. It was satisfying to me, for them to be able to see the absurdity of religion in action, what it can make usually rational people do. To get a crowd of conservative adults and families to cheer against religion is a rare thing. Hopefully the public will continue to see religion for what it is, and one day we can lay it to rest.
Morbidly Yours,
Morgue
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I don’t mind what people believe but I do mind the fact that they think they have the right to push it on others. How can their perfect god encourage such a lack of humility, such arrogance.
LOL…way to go Morgue…I probably would have cursed him out, or grabbed his bible and knocked some sense into him..ha! Or both…:)
So glad you handled this the way you did. You understand and you acted maturely in a lovely artistic way. People like this disgust me. They think just because they have read a book that they have a right to intrude upon the lives of others. I have to deal with relatives like this from time to time, and sadly my adoptive father’s second wife is a member of Westboro and was raised by a leader of the Aryan Nation. Its insane how disrespectful and stupid these people can be. They are the main people who mock me in public, and they think they can just quote scripture and veiled threats in my face. That’s why I if I am forced to go out on a Sunday to a store I usually wear my “Witch and Famous” shirt or my “Instant Witch Just Add Candy” shirt. These religious nuts get pretty violent in stores on Sundays, shoving people out of the way, and following people around shouting scripture. We are having to deal with this at our complex, someone took the plates we donated to charity and painted bible scripture on them and put them right where we could see them, and it was more then likely why our patio was egged last weekend. Frankly I don’t give a damn about religion in itself. I just think its quite asinine to quote bible scripture when someone is just trying to be themselves. Keep doing what you do, and in time people will drop their morality and see. Wish you had a video of this, pretty sure it would go viral. Your an amazing, mind blowing individual. Keep letting your freak flag wave high and proud.
I 1000% AGREE with you! These religious people are EXTREMELY annoying, you can’t even walk down the street without some Insane Idiotic religious person yelling in your face saying ” You foolish dumb people, you have to believe in god or you’ll suffer forever” like anyone is gonna listen, and do what they say, because the’re calling everyone names & yelling in their faces?! But some people do get brain washed! The’re just making people dispise them & the thought and not listen to them anymore! Whenever I have to walk past a religious person/Christian yelling in everybodys face I want to say something SO Bad, but I know it would cause a big problem and they would just fight with me so instead I Give Them The Hardest Angry Stare! And a lot of people tend to get Intimidated when I give them that stare! and if I’m dressed a certain way those completly Idiotic christian/religious people act like I’m wrong, and like I’m doing something wrong! It’s damn annoying! I also like Intimidating/make Christians/religious people nervous! It’s hilarious!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And haha wish I was their to see it!
What you do is AWESOME @morgue !!! They should leave you alone & let you do what you do! your not doing anything wrong, your just minding your own business doing your show!! the’re the ones who are doing something wrong! YOU’RE AMAZING MORGUE!!! 
I completely agree Morgue. I see many Christians everyday that take their religious beliefs way too far just because someone thinks differently. They just do more harm than good.
Catholics, Christians, Jehovah Wittness, Atheist, etc. Aren’t they all Satanic cults? I seriously get bothered and feel absolutely uncomfortable when they preach the word to me because they think I’m the Anti-Christ. I guess, they just wanna save me from the false shit but I sarcastically; tend to just freely listen until I say, “uhmmm, I dunno!” … Morgue: that was actually a fucking brave thing ya did. You are so fearless/strong dude. You captivate me in a good way of course. Take care. =^•^=
Awesome Morgue! I know this is my mission also…can’t stand religious people… these mouth twisters. I’m going to take it out by the music, Metal. =)
As a Christian, and I mean a real Christian that doesn’t judge others and loves my neighbor as myself, I am shocked by some people’s actions sometimes. This is the kind of thing that drove me away from Christianity at first. Although I personally take no responsibility for the actions of my “brother” I apologize for your experience.
Also, I would like to add that if I had been in this guy’s situation, although I’m smart enough to not get myself into that kind of thing, I probably would have waited to see what would happen because I’m just that awesome.
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hey Moruge. I was just wondering why when I was watching one of your street performances from 2009 on youtube you made the sign of the cross before your stunt with the nail in your skill. considering your not religious and seem to be against religion, especially Christianity, why would you do this? just curious.
your biggest fan
Natasha
hello I would just like to say you have a amazing mind and I love the way you think,and i wish i new you so i could pick your brain for a bit, your a remarcable man Morgue.
forever and always,
Trinity
I’m a Christian, but I don’t do all of that. I love God and all, but seriously, that guy went overboard.
Great story. wish I was there!!
Who can take these people seriously anymore? I cant say Hell out in public, but these people can say it as long as its for their”god”? In what world is that ok?
This story was awesome. The fact that you got that crowd to cheer against this man is just incredible. Hopefully, you scared some manners into him and he’ll think next time he decides to rudely interrupt someone that was doing nothing to bother him. I’m showing this to my boyfriend when he gets home. I know he’ll agree that what you did was absolutely amazing.
I am with you. I moved to a small town in GA to sign in a Darkwave Metal band. I did so not realizing it has the largest mental institution in the US housing most criminally insane inmates in US. The problem with that is everyone is either a patient, former patient, institutional employee or law enforcement.
I came to town with Raven black hair with a white witches loch in front. I had visible tattoos, facial piercings (and quite a few others not visible). I had never been pulled over for speeding, accidents, etc however I was targeted by the locals. I would get pulled by 5 local pd cars for failure to use a turning signal while backing out of a space.
One day the showed up at work stating they had a bench warrant for my arrest. My boss hid me until they left. She had me call the Sherriff who asked me to come to his office to get this cleared. As I left his office, I was assured nothing of the sort will happen again. I got a treat on the way to my car, the Sherriff stood outside waiting for the officer who he stripped of his gun, badge, keys, etc.
Oh how I wish I had been in that audience!
I am so proud of you for taking a stand. Sadly,I have the misfortune of being a preacher’s daughter. My folks split up when I was 2,but he has been a constant in my life. I have always been the “black sheep” of my family because I have questioned everything & lived by my own rules. I have stopped talking to my family about religion because we are never going to agree,but I have quietly done things to piss them off. I got married on Halloween,wearing purple velvet instead of white,when my daughter was born,she was welcomed into the world by a shaman, I filed for divorce the day after christmas,I collect horror dolls & have 5 black pets I adore including a black cat. I wish I could be as brave as you & just tell my dad to stop visiting me if he can’t stop preaching at me. Maybe someday.
How can we possibly disagree? One reason most of us are here is for the fact we all feel like freaks and unwanted by the world and God and these people for some reason are so accepted and yet they accept no one but themselves and God. Leave to us to come to God and not shove it down our throats for Satan sake! We just have to keep standing our ground and rise above these ignorant assholes!
LMFAO! this shit is hilarious! i am a catholic but im not one of those super religious ones!! i dont realy give a shit about what you do. i actualy love it!
i wouldve been like FUCK OFF BITCH!!! let me do my thing!!! i dont judge you so dont you dare come judging me!!! and aint the golden rule treat others as you wish to be treated??! if yu come at me like an anoying asshole then thats how ima come at you! i support you morgue!
wonderful story but i do caution you for they may go as far as trying to truely hurt you and the jesus christ (although a great joke) may backfire some of these people may go as far as maybe shooting you or mudering you and they shall say it was in the name of the lord or they are jesus’s christ followers and they may not even get sent to prison because they may plead insanity
This made me laugh my ass off. Deeper irritations aside, your retaliation was brilliant.
Your story reminds me of The Westboro Church. For those who don’t know: They picket and protest at fallen military men and womens’ funerals. “God hates fags”, is one of their favorite lines.-
Religion causes so much pain. It should be outlawed. Unfortunately, we have freedom of speech and religion. Too bad we couldn’t add an amendment about keeping your dirty, religious tongue to yourself.
Only reason people think their religion is right cause it feels right to them, but ya don’t force others your religion. Would would you feel people if the shoes was on the other foot. Think before you act.
That sounds so damn awesome to have witnessed!
I wish I had seen it, it sounds hilarious.
I find it unfortunate for you if he did not approach you in love; however, although his way of approach may not have seen pleasant to you, he does have a point. You do not want to hear this, but Jesus does care for you and wants you to turn to Him. I also do not seem to understand why you hate Christians so much. Please understand that Christians are real people in the making; do not put them on a pedestal, because humans are not and cannot be God.
how can someone that died over 2000 years ago care about you (probably didn’t exist) …do you have any idea how absurd you sound
I agree with here or there. It was wrong that this man didn’t approach you in love, but tue only reason he approached you is to tell you the Truth. Yes, yOu have the option to deny, but he had to do God’s Will.
*facepalm*
I think ppl have a distaste for Christians because most feel it is their “God given” right to push their views on other ppl. Pls understand,I grew up & still am a preacher’s daughter,so I have a lot of experience first hand. Every church I have ever been forced to step into sends out missonaries. Ppl knock on doors or attempt to talk/preach in public settings. This is an accepted practice. The problem is,a lot of christians have lost sight of the notions of love and respect. Missionaries walk into situations where they yell/preach their ideas at ppl while telling them their culture,lifestyle,belief etc is totally wrong & therefore they would be thrown into a stinking pit off fire if they don’t submit to the one,true whatever. It is unfair,disrespectful & just plain wrong. While I may have been born a minister’s daughter,my eyes are not closed. I no longer identify myself as christian. I believe every man,woman & child on this planet is worthy of love and respect. I believe every artist has the right to express themselevs as their art dictates. Most of our ancestors came to the US in search or religious freedom,not to be oppressed by 1 group. If the “yelling christian” had quietly stepped into the audience instead of making a complete fool of himself,he may have enjoyed the show.
This is a very interesting story. It’s sad that people can’t mind their own business. People are strange. They tend to be obsessed with the things they hate. If someone is anti-semitic and there was an orthodox Jew living in their neighborhood. They would find every opportunity to bother them or makes themselves present in his/her life. People are pathetic. Christians are annoying. They do the same thing. If someone extremely secular were to be in their presence, instead of ignoring them, they decide to bother them. That shit is annoying. God even said in the bible that the world belongs to the wicked. So if you don’t like secularism, get the hell off planet earth!
from observations iv noticed that americians (not that i hav anything against, im rather fascinated by them) seem to want to hype up the whole idea of “christ” and his mumbo jumbo. we over here in the UK hav more problems with mormons/ another stupid version of the bible i must say.
but tbh the god shit is to me abit of a fairy tale, as just demonstrated, the “oh kiss my ass im god” folks cant realise their own stories. then they cant exactly understand much bout there own religion if they havent made it back to reality yet?
OMG when i first read this the other day I got so excited i almost screamed. Minutes after I read it I told my brother about it & couldn’t stop smiling because it was so fucking awsome. Part of me wishes I could’ve been there to see it because of how awsome it & part of me is glad I wasn’t because of how “excited” it got me. Morgue keep this up,knowing that there will be someone like you in hell when I get there reassures me that,that’s where I belong.
These mother fuckers are taking it way too fucking far! They think that just because their fucking religion is so widespread, that they can just try to smear it all over everyone. I can’t wait for the fucking day when assholes like this get smeared on the fucking ground! The fucking constant badgering “may the lord be with you” and all that shit, is so fucking annoying! May my shit be on your fucking porch!!
dont make fun of the religion make fun of the people that push there religion
HAHAHAHA very clever morgue only way to scare off a christain ahh in a sort of way react the bible. love it
That preachy loud christian seriously went to far. I’m positive that he now regrets what he did. Which he should. I wouldn’t beable to ruin somebodies show like that because I’m shy and quite. But,it would go against my beliefs as well to be saying loud and annoying bible verses like that. Besides I wouldn’t want people to look at me as the crazy christian girl. I’d rather have them look at me as the weird christian girl that I most rightfully am. I like you Morgue. Not only do you make my heart melt just by looking at you,lol :p Because you look like a very hot blonde Marilyn Manson
But, your a very nice guy.
I forced into going into church and forcing their belief on me, i felt miserable, sad and depressed why focus thier views of god and going into a church every sunday and putting money thats a waste of time!! and they use discrimnation and religous practices agianst the ones who think were being corrupted into satin? i feel you!
Something like this actually happened to me when I was in 3rd grade xD I was in a catholic school and the school’s psychologist wanted to talk to me about some stuff I had said regarding god. It was really funny, she even talked to my mom xD I was like “Oh yeah I can see dead people, and satan’s my dad” I think the last part freaked her out xD
The Southern United States truly is the Bible Belt, and I cannot much stand for the hypocrisy and bigotry surrounding Christianity. I don’t appreciate the meaningless of it. I do not resonate with begging for salvation or having faith in other than one’s own self sufficiency to make things happen for one own self.
One of the things about christian insanity is that most of them (instilled from birth) have ideations that they are gawd or that they might be sent by gawd. When in all actuality they are gawd they just can’t realize it through there shit stained glasses and forcefed dogmatism and have forgot how to live life with-in there own means. Now I know christians, being from the south and force fed religion myself. I’m thankful my father was a deist and for anton szandor lavey or it’s quite possible I’d be subject too the same mind control teqn33ks they all use. Mental Pollution is the worse Pollution.
I’m right there with you, born in southern US and force fed Christianity since birth. At least I saw the flaws in it before too long. I still believe in the possibility of God, but the actual practice is behind me.
Ohhhhh my garsh !!!!!!! GOD is real , get the freak over itttt !!!!!!! I go to church and i aint stupid everyone who doesn’t believe in him , your dumb !
Anybody who can’t accept that people have all different beliefs is dumb. Christianity and/ or whatever religion you practice I’m sure teaches love and acceptance, don’t waste your time going to church if your not going to practice its values. People will believe as they wish whether you tell them they are wrong or not. (Though my last sentance in its self makes this entire comment obsolete).
I really don’t see any point of you commenting on this AND creating an account on this site, other than trying to start trouble. So go ahead and try, but you won’t get far.
god = dog and it’s a nice pet to have i’d think even the nazi pope we have today would agree haha
I feel for you, I really do. do you honestly think our critizism of other who dont share your same beliefs brings people into the flock of mindless ingrates you call christians, please, give me a break. A true christian wouldn’t call others dumb, you think your getting into “heaven” with that mouth doll?
See, Lacey, Xat Grey knows what she’s talking about! Muhahaaaaa!
You know what you have a lot of nerve joining this site. Please leave.
Morgue, I would have loved to see that Jesus Crist Impression… he he he he he… oh and by the way, I’ve been directing some of the “Christians” in my school to check out your site! lol! Can’t wait to see their faces after they read this aricle! Let the darkness shine through!
Well, those christians got what they deserved. Its rude to just interrupt a show like that, especially if they were protesting against it. That is disrespecting other people and what THEY believe in, blinded by their own stupidity.
damn, i wish i was there
very very nice sir
hypocrisy! how funny is it? You can scream all you wont and never be heard while we are open ears for them lets sew their mouth shit eyes wide open and be heard out for once. of only it were legal.
I feel the same way about people on cellphones in public. You can walk right up to them and hurl insults at them and they will never hear you. I would like to knock their Self-phone out of their hands
I could not agree more with you. it proves my theory, the more people get into religion the crazier they become and its not just Christianity but in any religion. they just have this ridiculous urge to force it on anyone even the little kids which is very sad for the families and very annoying for everyone. even those who do believe in god finds it very appalling.
That sounds like something my friend and I would do if a bunch of God Freaks came up to us in our flashy attire and sure, we’d admire their addiction, but screw them.
I would intimidatingly run after him just to make it adequate xd
these are one of the very few things that are good of conservatism btw
I have a mate, who whenever he has problems with christians he shows them his right underarm saying as tattoo: ”God Hates Us All”-by Slayer, since 2004 it’s our county quote:D
lol that must have been pretty hilarious and awesome but…just because of the paranoid worrywart i can be……..be careful! o.o you never know if they try to say you threatened them bc in some states threats are considered as assaults!
Dude, that was fucking awesome what you did… I’m having problems with so called christians myself. Fucking annoying ass people. Keep doing what you’re doing Morgue, you’re fucking amazing.
Thank you for all the comments so far, and I agree with what you are saying. You can worship a chia pet for all I care, but once you start trying to force your religion on me you have crossed a line.
Anyway I think I nailed this one
You really did. Have you ever thought of doing a “crucifixion” for Christian holidays like Easter? It is a hardcore, painful stunt but many of the things you do already is painful. You can make it fun and do it on an inverted cross.
I respect people no matter what they belive in unless they are trying to force their beliefs on me or are giving me a hard time because of the choices I make. Mainly because I have never believed in forcing stuff on people. Some people have freedom of religion problems and they are the ones who do they force their religion beliefs on people. What you did to that Christian was a bit over the top, but he deserved it, and it was a bit funny too. Good job Morgue
this is the first thing i read, i just woke up in such a mood… and read this made completely my day! u are the man!
those christians reproduce themselves like a virus or smth like that, the best thing is to letting them know how stupid they usually get and u did it well! (:
Nice one Morgue!! haha I bet that christian was so pissed…. It’s sometimes so sad to watch as they desperately try to convince others that their imaginary truth is the only truth and everything opposite is evil.
haha xD epic morgue , i will love to see that scene
but then they can learn to stay away when we say it
I wish I could have seen this in person xD
My family from my father’s side is like that… They always want me to read the bible and when I wear my black/goth like outfits they tell me that I have a demon behind me and to reprend it. If you are doing a show and those kind of people show up and inforce they religion on you the you have full right to scare him of, plus its really funny to see a Christian running away in fear
Haha that is the best. As Kelso from that 70′s show would say, “BURRN!” It is fantastic that you were able to take advantage of that moment. I am all for religious tolerance so long as they don’t do something stupid like this, so I totally agree with what you did there.
I would have LOVED to have seen THAT live. I agree with you about this religion being on it’s way to being layed 2 rest, and I personally feel those idiots actually realize their religion is dying and are at the ends of their ropes trying to salvage it. You handled it beautifully Morgue.
Eveybody believes in what they want to believe. I don’t blame them. But still it’s not right to forcibly try to convert other people to believe in what they believe. They should understand that it’s just a waste of time for them too. But what I have experiences of christians, there are some good people among them too. But then these annoying ones who try to force christianity in your mind ruins their imago.
You did the right thing to scare him
I would’ve wanted to see that myself too.
That’s awesome that you frightened him! and I agree whole heartedly. I also get rather annoyed with these closed-minded cunts.